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Re: the living room (to basically talk any irrelevant sh1te!)

Postby rickyh147 » Mon Aug 08, 2016 11:59 am

As much as I hate my car this year, I do miss her.

She has gone for some cosmetic work (boob job) and the suns been out, I miss having the roof down....

I miss her....

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the living room (to basically talk any irrelevant sh1te!)

Postby mRd » Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:55 pm

Hi mate! I can't tell what you have there.. is it a Titan or the darker grey colour the coupes come in?

It's looking good though. More information is needed!
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Postby PeeBee » Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:52 pm

found some carrots, lollys and baguettes in her car?
More like shit loads of grass mud, sweet wrappers and crumbs. I mean wtf? Pick it up and put in the bin.

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Glad it's not just me. Got in her car once and while driving the clutch peddle felt funny. A fekin apple core was stuck behind it. Dirty cow.


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Re: the living room (to basically talk any irrelevant sh1te!)

Postby rickyh147 » Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:24 pm

found some carrots, lollys and baguettes in her car?
More like shit loads of grass mud, sweet wrappers and crumbs. I mean wtf? Pick it up and put in the bin.

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Glad it's not just me. Got in her car once and while driving the clutch peddle felt funny. A fekin apple core was stuck behind it. Dirty cow.


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My girlfriend the other week was complaining she couldn't get her car into 2nd and 4th gear.. Adamant something was wrong with her gearbox or clutch.. I glanced down and pulled about £300 in manky 1p and 2p coins and other rubbish she'd stored on the gearstick gaiter :lol: so many it was blocking the gear stick going into gear #facepalm
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Re: the living room (to basically talk any irrelevant sh1te!)

Postby PeeBee » Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:26 pm

More like shit loads of grass mud, sweet wrappers and crumbs. I mean wtf? Pick it up and put in the bin.

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Glad it's not just me. Got in her car once and while driving the clutch peddle felt funny. A fekin apple core was stuck behind it. Dirty cow.


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My girlfriend the other week was complaining she couldn't get her car into 2nd and 4th gear.. Adamant something was wrong with her gearbox or clutch.. I glanced down and pulled about £300 in manky 1p and 2p coins and other rubbish she'd stored on the gearstick gaiter :lol: so many it was blocking the gear stick going into gear #facepalm
It seems to be a case of women want the house spotless and use their car as a skip. Blokes are the opposite.


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Postby Casper » Mon Aug 08, 2016 11:02 pm

Glad it's not just me. Got in her car once and while driving the clutch peddle felt funny. A fekin apple core was stuck behind it. Dirty cow.
Ha Ha that is soooo bad! :lol:
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Postby Jamie » Tue Aug 09, 2016 6:21 am

women are just dirty creatures in general. They dont keep anytihng except for themselves nice in my experience
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Postby Darren » Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:57 am

women are just dirty creatures in general. They dont keep anytihng except for themselves nice in my experience
wow! haha Alright Jamie! You woman hater you! hahaha :lol:
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Postby 748adam » Tue Aug 09, 2016 9:01 am

Still believe this is part of Jamie 'coming out' to the box :lol:
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Postby Jamie » Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:57 am

As Jim Jefferies says ;

'Women to me are like public toilets, theyre all dirty except for the disabled ones, and saying that, i have fucked some pretty dirty disabled women in my time, most of them piss on you without the need to ask them'
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Postby Johal » Tue Aug 09, 2016 12:03 pm

As much as I hate my car this year, I do miss her.

She has gone for some cosmetic work (boob job) and the suns been out, I miss having the roof down....

I miss her....

#Emotional
Engine transplant? :mrgreen:
Getting a M5 Engine put in :d

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Postby Andy » Tue Aug 09, 2016 12:42 pm

As much as I hate my car this year, I do miss her.

She has gone for some cosmetic work (boob job) and the suns been out, I miss having the roof down....

I miss her....

#Emotional
Engine transplant? :mrgreen:
Getting a M5 Engine put in :d
Wow, looking forward to seeing this.

Hope you've had/having the rear subframe mountings reinforced tho :-S
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Postby rickyh147 » Tue Aug 09, 2016 1:18 pm

No way is he having an M5 engine in :lol: I hope I'm wrong and he's being serious though hahaha
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Postby Johal » Tue Aug 09, 2016 1:55 pm


Engine transplant? :mrgreen:
Getting a M5 Engine put in :d
Wow, looking forward to seeing this.

Hope you've had/having the rear subframe mountings reinforced tho :-S
Jamie is doing it for me....

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Postby Johal » Tue Aug 09, 2016 1:56 pm

No way is he having an M5 engine in :lol: I hope I'm wrong and he's being serious though hahaha
Jamie is sorting it this Saturday with a turbo too it.... :roll:

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Postby Jamie » Tue Aug 09, 2016 2:26 pm

anything to get rid of that 318i lump ;)
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Postby Andy » Tue Aug 09, 2016 3:26 pm

No way is he having an M5 engine in :lol: I hope I'm wrong and he's being serious though hahaha
Jamie is sorting it this Saturday with a turbo too it.... :roll:
Oh what.... I actually thought you being serious! And was genuinely excited to see a convertible "46 with a V8 :lol:
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Postby Imola_vert_330 » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:55 am

Getting this off my 4g WiFi dongle that used to be in the Imola beast

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That's mental for a mobile device, and im in chimp choker land

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Postby Imola_vert_330 » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:56 am

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Crazy upload speeds as well

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Postby Darren » Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:56 am

Getting this off my 4g WiFi dongle that used to be in the Imola beast

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That's mental for a mobile device, and im in chimp choker land

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That's absolutely crazy speed for a dongle. My 3 mobile 3g one hits, at best with decent signal, about 5mbps down and 1mbps up.

How much data per month do you get on the dongle?
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